and put on little suits.” - Pat, entering the women's restroom “ She's British "Mean Girls" Lindsay Lohan.” - Pat “ It's Kombat time.” - Pat “ These kids are invincible. It's basically the Triforce.” - Pat “ You can't bend Sailor Mercury.” - Pat “ It's where the girls sumo fight. It'd be awkward.” - Pat “ Ai-ai-ai, my estomago! Wait, that's not British.” - Matt “ But where does the poop go?” - Pat “ Y'know, these are questions man is not meant to know.” - Matt “ All hail Clifford.” - Pat “ Everyone out there named Amanda, you're bullshit.” - Pat “ Yeah, get it up in her, brush her teeth with it.” - Matt on hitting girls in the face with a rat on a stick. Be careful.” - Matt “ No, not here, not in front of Matt. That's British as fuck.” - Matt “ That rabbit is opening doors with its psychic mind powers.” - Pat “ Yeah, he's just biting on your nips. Children of the Corn, what not.” - Matt “ Pat's really good at killing children!” - Matt “ Minced pie. Or is it weirdos that happen to be small children?” - Pat “ Get offa me, you stupid kid.
I'm gonna clean this up.” - Pat “ Oh god, it's a fishman from Chtulhu!” - Matt “ It's an infinite bucket, so I can shit in here infinitely.” - Pat “ Boo does not want to wear THE RIBBON!” - Matt & Pat “ Hey, what's up? I'm watching you piss.” - Pat, in a British accent “ You're overflowing with useless crap.” - Matt “ Oh my god, she ate shit so hard, but she fell on a thing!” - Matt “ I don't wanna get hit by something to death when it's a shitty object.” - Matt “ Oh, that's the bitchiest look ever!” - Pat “ She looks like she's gonna burst onto the floor!” - Pat “ And even though at first it was like she didn't wanna do it, and then she seemed to sploosh for it.” - Matt “ Alrighty, now it's Friday Night Fisticuffs!” - Matt, in a British accent “ Don't trust kids, kids.” - Matt “ Look at that boss fight pose!” - Pat “ Woolie's guts are bad, though.” - Matt “ My pants have been shat.” - Pat “ Stinky, stinky, go away, Sir Woolie.” - Matt “ This bunny SHAT ALL OF THAT! ALL OF THAT!” - Pat “ No, maybe someone had collected his shit and shat it out all over.” - Matt “ Who will win, in this game of weirdos and small children?” - Matt “ And small children that are also weirdos. It's our curse, and our power.” - Pat “ Remember, Capcom doesn't greenlight sequels that don't sell 2 million copies.” - Matt “ Rest in peace, Dragon's Dogma.” - Pat “ Oh god, my guts are falling out. what is it? Shia LeBeouf did this?” - Matt “ Fuck these fuckin' kids.” - Pat “ Get outta here, Duck!” - Pat “ That's what gingers look like. Get in Hugh Laurie, I get it.” - Pat “ Kamiya loves Robocop confirmed!” - Matt “ Did you eat shit so perfectly you fell into a grave?” - Matt “ Now we're on a creepy Nomura spaceship.” - Matt “ Oh god, we're just in Woolie's Apartment.” - Matt, describing a cold, lonely, stinky room “ The final boss of this fuckin' game is Kevin McCallister.” - Matt “ Every time you point, your hand reminds me of a penis.” - Matt “ GOOOOOO~!” - Matt & Pat, in their awful British accents “ Forging. Throw "violence" on " Revengeance", fuck it.” - Matt “ Stupid kids, I'm gonna punch your shit.” - Pat “ Hey, have you got stuck in the lift to the lorry?” - Pat, in a British accent “ I don't know what the fuck "lorry" is, I assume it's Hugh Laurie.” - Matt “ Yeah, yeah, yeah. “ I can draw a stick figure vomiting into a bucket, and it probably would be better than most kids can do.” - Pat “ It's about the Dreamcast that was encrusted with some type of goo.” - Matt, telling a premise of his fairy tale in a British accent “ Throw "violence" on any game, and it will sound good.
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